Saturday, December 22, 2007

Saturday, December 8, 2007

let's paint the world beige!

BLAND -- unintentional plots of painting the world beige foiled by the no good temp who is on the clock and getting paid to rock the boat. Or so he thinks. With his conversation stopping rants about how American Idol doesn't matter. Not when you're pushing paper clips after the vote count is in. Now we disagree and welp. We don't get him.

AI matters! As does Dancing with the stars. In fact Stevearino seen Donny Osmond at Foxwoods ,and he says the mighty DO still has it. So when he and Marie finally come to their Mormon senses and tour again. We'll all be there. So stick it cool guy.

Go take another one of your many extended piss breaks, that when added up give you that hour long lunch that you were soooo surprised that you wouldn't be getting here in cubicle land.

Go make the lousy phone calls, which you're supposed to be doing. Speak to the people in NH as if they're your old ski buddies and reminisce about the last time you were in the mountains. Which take note, we made note and notified the proper authorities. Do your eight weeks and then take a hike…. Which we're sure you are probably going to do anyways. We even know you're doing that on our company time and money. BASTARD